Because I’m a bitch.– Charlize Theron, on why she plays ‘dark characters’ so well and so often. (via jksnprmly)
Late night thoughts w/ Odessa:
Dave Navarro is beautiful Watching Super High Me Planning to bid on Disco Bloodbath by James St James, found a fabulous deal. P.s. Michael Alig is supposed to be released from prison this year. That or is eligible for parole. Fun fact. I have overslept the past 3 nights & missed work. Was supposed to go on a vaca w/ girl from work this Sat. Tomorrow better be amazing… Spent...
growingmindflowers asked: lol @ u
howaremyeyes: people that cut themselves and then take a picture of it and post it on tumblr are so fucking gay if you’re that fucking starved for attention go be a stripper bitch Baha do you even know anything? Self harm is a real issue. Ignorant spaz. Also, I bet you’ve never stepped foot into any strip club or know any dancers. They’re some of the sweetest, coolest chicks...
I remember awakening one morning and finding everything smeared with the color...– Charles Bukowski (via salveo)
Anonymous asked: i loveeee your blog so much!!!!! i've always wanted to be a dancer but my bf doesnt approve :/ where are you from?
janemaryjae asked: Im trying to work at a strip club & I have an audition monday . Exactly what goes on in an audition ? Or does it depend on what club you audition for? Is there any tips or advice you can give me?? I just dont wanna make a fool out of myself lol .
erikababydoll: mermaiderotica: owls-love-tea: The Real Housewives of Disney. Hahaha the Prince is the funniest part!!! hahaha
boat-of-confusion asked: Well, I'm sure you know this, but you're absolutely gorgeous....I think I wanna be like you when I grow up.
What are some of your favorite websites/stores to get work attire from? (Besides Vickis, Fredericks) Preferably zip~front corsets, bra/garter sets & sexy dresses are what I like. Managers where I work frown upon the skimpy 2 piece/bikini outfits :( … Besides lingerie night. I feel like I’ve seen everything… Yandy, Discount Stripper, Upscale Stripper, etc. Looking for...
clubpatron: yeahwritejosie: If you don’t tip the stage, and don’t buy drinks or dances, and every other customer in the club is in the VIP, yes, we will leave you to sit & stare at the mirrors. Fucktard. Stated simply: If you don’t pay, you don’t play.
the-journey-for-fitness asked: I just started dancing a week ago and I am not doing well. Do you have any tips for getting started and making some good money?
Currently taking a bath while using the ShopStyle app on my iphone. Was supposed to go on a sushi date, but I’m not feeling well tonight. Fucking cramps. Asshole body! Last night was okay workwise. Spent $200 at Target & made $400 so basically made $200. As long as it’s profit I’m happy.
Anonymous asked: I absolutely love your blog! I was recently thinking about getting into exotic dancing and becoming a stripper. I was wondering how you got in to it and how you find your job? :) You are incredibly beautiful by the way. xox
Smart Stripping Change #1
No more artificial nails. Although, I will not give up my luxury pedicures. I feel every dancer deserves one at least once a month. Keep those feet happy!
NEW GOAL FOR ODESSA:
Be a SMART(er) Stripper! It’s so easy to get sucked into the typical dancer “party” lifestyle, even trapped. I’ve been thinking and I ask myself: If I quit stripping tonight, how long could I survive for? Could I pay rent? Buy food? Take care of my dog? What if I get pregnant? Would I have a nice cushion to get by after I start showing & have to quit work? The...