March 2012
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“Because I’m a bitch.”
– Charlize Theron, on why she plays ‘dark characters’ so well and so often. (via jksnprmly)
Late night thoughts w/ Odessa:
Dave Navarro is beautiful
Watching Super High Me
Planning to bid on Disco Bloodbath by James St James, found a fabulous deal.
P.s. Michael Alig is supposed to be released from prison this year. That or is eligible for parole.
Fun fact.
I have overslept the past 3 nights & missed work. Was supposed to go on a vaca w/ girl from work this Sat. Tomorrow better be amazing…
Spent...
growingmindflowers asked: lol @ u
howaremyeyes:
people that cut themselves and then take a picture of it and post it on tumblr
are so fucking gay
if you’re that fucking starved for attention go be a stripper bitch
Baha do you even know anything? Self harm is a real issue. Ignorant spaz. Also, I bet you’ve never stepped foot into any strip club or know any dancers. They’re some of the sweetest, coolest chicks...
“I remember awakening one morning and finding everything smeared with the color...”
– Charles Bukowski (via salveo)
Anonymous asked: i loveeee your blog so much!!!!! i've always wanted to be a dancer but my bf doesnt approve :/ where are you from?
janemaryjae asked: Im trying to work at a strip club & I have an audition monday . Exactly what goes on in an audition ? Or does it depend on what club you audition for? Is there any tips or advice you can give me?? I just dont wanna make a fool out of myself lol .
Watcherikababydoll:
mermaiderotica:
owls-love-tea:
The Real Housewives of Disney.
Hahaha the Prince is the funniest part!!!
hahaha
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boat-of-confusion asked: Well, I'm sure you know this, but you're absolutely gorgeous....I think I wanna be like you when I grow up.
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Fellow Dancers:
What are some of your favorite websites/stores to get work attire from?
(Besides Vickis, Fredericks)
Preferably zip~front corsets, bra/garter sets & sexy dresses are what I like. Managers where I work frown upon the skimpy 2 piece/bikini outfits :( … Besides lingerie night.
I feel like I’ve seen everything… Yandy, Discount Stripper, Upscale Stripper, etc. Looking for...
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clubpatron:
yeahwritejosie:
If you don’t tip the stage, and don’t buy drinks or dances, and every other customer in the club is in the VIP, yes, we will leave you to sit & stare at the mirrors. Fucktard.
Stated simply: If you don’t pay, you don’t play.
the-journey-for-fitness asked: I just started dancing a week ago and I am not doing well. Do you have any tips for getting started and making some good money?
Helllpppp
Currently taking a bath while using the ShopStyle app on my iphone.
Was supposed to go on a sushi date, but I’m not feeling well tonight. Fucking cramps. Asshole body!
Last night was okay workwise. Spent $200 at Target & made $400 so basically made $200. As long as it’s profit I’m happy.
Anonymous asked: I absolutely love your blog! I was recently thinking about getting into exotic dancing and becoming a stripper. I was wondering how you got in to it and how you find your job? :) You are incredibly beautiful by the way. xox
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Smart Stripping Change #1
No more artificial nails.
Although, I will not give up my luxury pedicures. I feel every dancer deserves one at least once a month.
Keep those feet happy!
NEW GOAL FOR ODESSA:
Be a SMART(er) Stripper!
It’s so easy to get sucked into the typical dancer “party” lifestyle, even trapped.
I’ve been thinking and I ask myself: If I quit stripping tonight, how long could I survive for? Could I pay rent? Buy food? Take care of my dog? What if I get pregnant? Would I have a nice cushion to get by after I start showing & have to quit work?
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